Lady Gaga Showing her Cleavage Photos

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Lady Gaga Showing her Cleavage Photos. You know by now I don't get the whole Lady Gaga phenomenon. But, then again, I never understood Pokémon or Huffing as valid forms of entertainment. But, I do get boobs. And when Gaga flashes most all of her tatas whilst in public, I am bound to respect the process.

Word is, Gaga was at Chateau Marmont last evening when she felt compelled to exhibit extreme cleavetastic whilst bringing McDonald's sustenance to a gaggle of groupies camped outside her hotel. (And, by the way, if you're looking for a hands-on social experiment you won't soon forget spend an hour embedded in a Lady Gaga superfan camped out quorum.). Still, a girl who shows off her flapjacks AND brings you McDonald's when you're feeling grubby? Props to Gaga.

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Emma Frain in Topless Photos

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Emma Frain in Topless Photos. Have I mentioned that I'm in super head-over-heels lust with British glamour model and Page 3 extraordinaire, Emma Frain? Oh, sure, I'm competing with three billion other men and about half a billion women on the same lusting football field, but I don't care, we can share, I mean, until it comes time for the making of the sexy, then, I'm going to have to ask for some privacy to keep my trade secrets. Plus, you really don't want to hear me begging.

But beg I shall, for just a glimpse of the spectacular funbags on the frontside of this fairer-sexed celebrity model which make me want to cry tears of wanton desire. Emma Frain is so incredibly hawt in this latest pictorial from her own devilish website of blessed iniquity. Emma, please, pick up your phone, yes, that one with the silly British ringtone, I can't possibly leave any more voicemail messages.

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Selena Gomez Take Off her Bikini Photos

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Selena Gomez Take Off her Bikini Photos. There I was, just lying in my stew of Friday early evening malt-liquor laced bliss, when up pops Selena Gomez bikini candids from Florida so incredibly hot, I nearly wet the hobo lying next to me.

Wow. Selena Gomez taking off her bikini top. Selena Gomez butt crack flashing plumber's heaven. This is almost too much awesome for me to handle. And, yet, all I can think of is 'more'. Someday.

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Juliana Horta in Playboy Brazil Photos

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Juliana Horta in Playboy Brazil Photos. Finally, not to be outdone by their Sudamerican counterparts, 'Jaime G.' would like to ensure that Brazil is properly represented in the boobtastic commune known as Reader Finds, with a contribution of the epically stunning Juliana Horta from this month's Playboy Brazil. I'm still not sure what they're feeding the growing girls down Rio way, but it ought to be mandatory nutritional standards for hot girls around the globe.

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Michelle Hunziker in Sunbathing Photos

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Michelle Hunziker in Sunbathing Photos. If you know my fondness for all things Swiss and hot all over, then you know I'm virtually engaged to the body of veteran hottie Michelle Hunziker, the forever bikini-vacationing German TV co-hostess. Many thanks to EgoFan 'Robert R.' for this collection of Hunziker without her top at the beach, and while we can't verify 100% of these photos are the real deal, I've dreamed enough of Michelle to know that many of them seem to be a sextastic match to my dream girl.

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