For another thing, its lyrics appear to have been penned by a third-grader who is writing a short story about what adults do when they go clubbing. Also, It makes Ke$ha sound like the Bob Dylan of party pop.
Look, I could do this all day. And apparently so could everyone on the Internet, since the song has been blasted online since it made its debut Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's radio show.
Here's what's harder to do: come up with something positive to say about Kardashian's foray into music. Can you manage it. Give it a shot by trying to post a genuine compliment in the comments section.