All of us, that is, except the folks at Nintendo.
The longtime handheld video game king releases its heavily-anticipated 3DS system on March 27, ending a wild year's worth of rumors, speculation, and hyperbolic praise. Boasting glasses-free 3D technology, it's the company's answer to the serious threat posed by Apple's various iOS devices, and a preemptive strike against old rival Sony and their Next Generation Portable due out later this year.
But more importantly, is it any good? Absolutely but not necessarily for the reason you think. Read on for some answers to what are likely your most pressing 3DS questions.