Drops the Veteran Hottie Sexy Bomb on Pages of Playboy Argentina Photos Claudia Albertario. Have you ever been at that point in a relationship with your girlfriend or wife or mistress or long term paid escort when she decides that you two should try new things? I don't mean the guy fun types of new things either, I mean, like classes, activities, hobbies, museum visits, outdoorsy stuff, that kind of girlfriend suggested new things.
Such is how I found myself in an Ice Dancing 101 class courtesy of my inability to ever say 'no' to a person with a vagina. First, know this, I can't skate. And, like 99.4% of men in this world, I can't dance.
Combine the two with the need to get dressed up for something other than a wedding or a funeral, and you have what would become an epic relationship moment failure. Did I wind up punching an ice dancing teacher in the solar plexus that evening? Well, not according to my defense attorney.
But I was found girlfriend guilty and subjected to a punishment far worse than any penal system could provide yep, a season of watching Dancing on Ice on DVD. Screw waterboarding, that shit was torture.
Now, away from these horrible ice dancing memories to some wonderful ice dancing mammaries. Claudia Albertario, veteran Argentine TV actress and contestant on the local version of Dancing on Ice , all sexy and topless and nekkid on the pages of Playboy Argentina. Like a sexy salve for my emotional ice dancing wounds, this sultry Latina fires up the hotness factor to 100 bazillion degrees boobtastic in this delightful pictorial.
I may still fear water in its solid form, but I shall never fear lusting over the amazing likes of Claudia Albertario, some very good medicine. Enjoy.
