Juliana Horta in Playboy Brazil Photos

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Juliana Horta in Playboy Brazil Photos. Finally, not to be outdone by their Sudamerican counterparts, 'Jaime G.' would like to ensure that Brazil is properly represented in the boobtastic commune known as Reader Finds, with a contribution of the epically stunning Juliana Horta from this month's Playboy Brazil. I'm still not sure what they're feeding the growing girls down Rio way, but it ought to be mandatory nutritional standards for hot girls around the globe.

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Michelle Hunziker in Sunbathing Photos

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Michelle Hunziker in Sunbathing Photos. If you know my fondness for all things Swiss and hot all over, then you know I'm virtually engaged to the body of veteran hottie Michelle Hunziker, the forever bikini-vacationing German TV co-hostess. Many thanks to EgoFan 'Robert R.' for this collection of Hunziker without her top at the beach, and while we can't verify 100% of these photos are the real deal, I've dreamed enough of Michelle to know that many of them seem to be a sextastic match to my dream girl.

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Silvina Luna in Sunbathing Photos

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Silvina Luna in Sunbathing Photos. Well, Silvina Luna and her sex tape certainly were a hit earlier this week, so no surprise, but happy nonetheless, when fair-sexed EgoReader 'Alice K.' found even more topless photos of the Argentinean TV personality, and, well vineyard grape caresser, taking it all off for an all over tan. Ogles galore.

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Rihanna in Glamour Magazine Photos

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Rihanna in Glamour Magazine Photos. While Rihanna is not on tour touching herself in front of throngs of teens, she takes time from her concert appearance to get all kinds of grown up and glamorous hot, as in this pictorial from the upcoming Glamour magazine. Wowzer. Still not sure how any right-minded male is on the fence when it comes to this red-headed Barbadian hottie, but just more Rihanna for the rest of us I suppose.

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Candice Swanepoel in workout Pictorial Photos

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Candice Swanepoel in workout Pictorial Photos. Not really sure what to say about the new Candice Swanepoel workout pictorial from Victoria's Secret other than it will most definitely make you sweat, likely til you pass out from hotness exposure. Pair one of the single most sextastic women strutting the mantle of this spinning planet with some midriff baring skin-tight spandex, and, voila! The recipe for raising the body temperature about thirty thousand degrees Kelvin.

Of course, danger lurks, specifically, if Candice were to be working out next to you at the gym. We've all been there. You're putting at least 40% more weight than you can handle on your reps with this super-fine supermodel working out beside you. Still, the ripped cartilage and shredded tendons are all worthwhile, for just a smell of the perspiration emanating from the glorious pores of this South African wonder.

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Selena Gomez in Boca Raton Photos

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Selena Gomez in Boca Raton Photos. My beautiful sweet young sultry Latina pretending to be a pop star, with no need to pretend that you're super hot, pushing up the boobtastic and flashing the legs on stage before throngs of screaming teen girls that ironically seem to be expressing the exact same primal urges I feel bellowing from my being every time I see you.

The second stage of the Selena Gomez music tour hit Florida last night, sadly, with The Devil's Midget boyfriend in tow, carried in a doggy travel bag or something, but even the little 'tween lesbian looking underaged beau could not ruin a night dedicated to the hotness that is Selena Gomez. She sang her craptastic pop songs, but who could even hear the music when the sensation of sextastic was so strong in the air. Selena Gomez is growing into a woman. Deal with it. I mean, in your own way and with the door locked, preferably

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