It’s Salma Hayek Nekkid Feliz Cinco De Mayo Photos

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It’s Salma Hayek Nekkid Feliz Cinco De Mayo Photos. Ah, independence. And from the French of all peoples. That feels extra good.

A salute to you, good people of Mexico on this anniversary of some very eventful shit going down in the way back.

Feliz Cinco De Mayo! And while the tradition of drinking yourself silly on some highly watered down beers and cheese product nachos is a proud one, I'd like to suggest a holiday where we get all traditional and remember what this holiday really means it means Mexico is free to export its Latina hotties all over the Egotastic! planet; and if Salma Hayek isn't one of the most important Mexican exports of the past several decades, I'm not sure what is.

I've lusted this hottie from Veracruz since Desperado, and I haven't stopped leering at her since. One of her more underrated films, underrated by way of often missed nekkid body, Ask the Dust, where the sultry boobtastic Latina takes it all off for some memorable waterplay. On this holiday of Cinco De Mayo, we choose to honor Salma Hayek's hotness and how a little bit of revolution saved her from the French.

(You know, if you discount the fact that her new husband is French and probably gets to frolic in her fleshy parts nightly; oh, the cruel ironies of history).

Stand Against Tyranny Sila Sahin Topless Playboy Pictures in Playboy Germany

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Stand Against Tyranny Sila Sahin Topless Playboy Pictures in Playboy Germany. Shoutout to Seal Team Six on their storming of a low-rent mansion in suburban Pakistan and exacting some justice; and double shoutout to German soap actress Sila Sahin, both for being super hot and sultry, but for also having the guts to bare it all in Playboy magazine this month despite rancor, animosity, and death threats from among some of her Muslim counterparts who believe that women's bodies are not worthy of ogling, only worthy of shame. We can't tell you how backwards that notion seems to Egotastic!

Sila Sahin is the kind of civil rights leader we should all applaud; groundbreaking, fearless, and with an amazingly hot body and a rack that defies gravity itself. Keep it coming, Ms. Sahin, you've got serious guts (and your outsides ain't so bad either). Enjoy.

P.S. If you've not read it before, check out bad-ass Richard Marschenko's 'Rogue Warrior' which accounts, among other cool tales, about his formation of the super secretive elite Seal Team Six back in the early 80's.

The True Princess of the British Isles Holly Peers Topless Collection

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The True Princess of the British Isles Holly Peers Topless Collection. All the talk of Kate Middleton this past week, err, I think it's Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge now, to be precise, has left a couple of our Britty type readers outraged that royalty is not chosen by popular ogling demand.

'Peter K.' goes to the extent to point out that if hotness reigned supreme, the house of Windsor would be replaced by the House of Peers, Holly Peers to be precise, whose English boobtastic grants her title and privilege among men.

To support his case, Peter provided a retrospective on the finer work of Holly Peers, sexy glamour model and pinup girl. It's hard to deny she's got that princess look, and I know exactly where I'd like to place her sparkling tiara. You can decide for yourself. And, most definitely, enjoy.

Goes Covered Topless for the Sub Continent Nicole Scherzinger Photos

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Goes Covered Topless for the Sub Continent Nicole Scherzinger Photos. Nicole Scherzinger had her name making the rounds of top hotties from the men's magazines this past week; and rightfully so.

This pussycat showed up and showed off big time on the pages of the upcoming GQ India where the sultry dancer, singer, and all around just plain one helluva sexy woman flashed nearly the entirety of her ridiculously tight body for the oglers of the world's second largest nation (and, you know, we get to peek as well).

I've been watching Nicole Scherzinger for the past year or two now, I mean, watching, and I think it's possible she's actually getting even hotter. I would not be surprised to see her competing for top spot honors come a year from now. Enjoy.

Mother's Day Celebrity Moms Celebrating For The First Time

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Mother's Day Celebrity Moms Celebrating For The First Time. Sunday marks Mother's Day, the time when kids and fathers should ban together to show mom how much they care: breakfast in bed, flowers, the whole nine yards. It should be special every year, but it's never more memorable than a new mom's first Mother's Day.

It's been a busy year for celebrity babies, and all should get some nice R&R today. But let's hope these new moms get a little something extra special even if their little ones can't buy a card yet.